Dk would be the type of boyfriend to leave little post it notes around your house with little positive things like ‘you look beautiful today’ or ‘you make me smile’ and a hell of a lot of ‘I love yous’ spread out around the house like wow where do I sign up

I thought this was about donkey kong

if its not about donkey kong then who

Medic: Not. One. Word.

Scout:

Scout: Fergalicious

Medic: I said no words.

Scout: Oh, I see. Eleven weeks and two days ago, playing Scrabble, it’s not a word and nOW IT’S SUDDENLY A WORD BECAUSE IT’S IT’S CONVENIENT FOR YOU, YOU SELFISH, CHEATIN'SON OF A-

Waluigi: (holding pennies) Wow, this is a lot of pennies.

(The door opens)

Waluigi: What the hell?

Wario: I SMELL PENNIES!

(Waluigi shrieks)